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A Tradition Dating Back to WWII

The Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles or International Association of Turtles is a fraternity of fun-loving people from all over the world.

It all started as a way for WWII Air Corps pilots to build a community and blow off some stress from the war.

You will be in good company as a Turtle. Join Astronauts, Presidents, Comedians, Athletes, and members from all branches of the military.

You have to answer four dirty-sounding riddles with clean answers to prove you are “pure-minded” enough to be a Turtle. You will find them on the Join page.

Once you join our humble pond, I’ll send over the complete back story, along with a fun origin story that is good for a belly laugh. Members learn the secret grip, password and have the ability to earn free drinks.

Everyone is welcome.

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Turtle Philosophy

“Turtles are bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, fearless, and unafraid folk with a fighter pilot attitude. They think clean, have fun a lot, and recognize the fact that you never get anyplace in life worthwhile unless you stick your neck out.” per Captain Hugh P. McGowan, U.S. Army Air Corps/U.S. Air Force Reserve (Ret.)

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Turtle Club News

2024 Memorial Day

2024 Memorial Day

As we gather on this Memorial Day, it is a time to reflect on the profound sacrifices made by our brave service members, many of whom walked among us as Turtles, embodying our spirit of camaraderie, courage, and commitment. Today, we honor those who have given their...

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Virtual Pond Gathering

Virtual Pond Gathering

In 2020 we hosted a few gatherings using Zoom. Learning about people and places different from your own is always interesting. During those dark days, it was even more revealing and a more direct way to get information about the pandemic.  We shared and laughed.  The...

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Am I Turtley Enough for the Turtle Club?

Am I Turtley Enough for the Turtle Club?

Dive Into the Shell of Laughter and Camaraderie In the quirky corners of cinema, there lies a gem that beckons with the allure of disguise, laughter, and, most importantly, turtles. Yes, we're talking about the 2002 comedy, "The Master of Disguise," where Dana Carvey,...

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I have been a turtle since 1973 and spent years wandering trying to find other turtles, only continuously feeling lost and alone. Then Turtle Club US came into my life, they adopted me, gave me back my identity and keep me in the loop to know turtle happenings. I even get riddles to solve every week. I am now a very happy turtle. Come join us.
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